The Jordan Raddick Film Festival inspires more than marriages: previous JRFFs have produced some truly hilarious moments. Here are some of the best moments from JRFF III, which was held at Jordan's apartment from February 21-23, 2003. I will be keeping a similar list at JRFF IV, to be posted on the website for JRFF V. Enjoy!
Quotable Quotes:
"When is the next one?"
"What - film festival or sex scene?"
"Both!"
-Andy and Danny
"Why is it in movies that whenever there are cute children, they always
have these horrible mullets? No wonder they die!"
-Sharon
"I didn't want to date the guy that didn't speak English, because we ran out of things to say."
-Sharon
"You don't have to chase me."
"I'll chase after you any time."
-Tom Cruise and Susan Gray
"One male and two female, or two male and one female?"
"What?!"
"The adapter."
-Andy and Danny
"Those shorts should be outlawed."
"You can't outlaw a decade."
-Susan Gray and Andy
"Everyone thinks I'm such a lush just because I drink all the time."
-Sharon
"Stop touching my boob."
"What boob?"
-Mery and Danny
"Didn't he just say to get your mind out of the gutter?"
"That's impossible!"
-Susan Gray and Susan Dressel
"I should have gotten drunk in high school!"
-Sharon
Film Festival Ejections:
Sharon, Fri 8:59 PM, 9:37 PM
Andy, Sat 2:04 AM, 2:12 AM
Danny, Sat 3:10 AM
Brian, Sat 4:48 PM
Bobby, Sat 4:53 PM
People Outsmarted by Ashley's Chair:
Ron, Sat 4:34 AM, 9:00 PM
Susan Gray, Sat 1:19 PM
Bobby, Sat 3:11 PM
Brian, Sat 5:00 PM, 5:01 PM
Mery, Sat 6:57 PM
Jordan, Sat 7:00 PM
Steve, Sat 10:20 PM
Susan Dressel, Sat 10:45 PM, 11:11 PM (4 times in less than a minute!), 11:12 PM
(twice!), 11:14 PM